The Monday Papers (11th April 2016)

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ByTheMinUKNews

Evening all. As you may know, I'm a Spurs fan and I'm in a jolly good mood. What better mood to be in when looking at tomorrow's headlines?

I'll apologise again for last night. Hopefully you'll get to see all the front and back pages this evening.

And get involved! Preferably right here, or hit me up on Twitter at @blahway. Always keen to hear your thoughts on the headlines.

Shall we get started?

First up, Metro. I've been known to spend more than 13 hours *off* my trolley, but never spent any considerable time on one.

The Morning Star continues to lay into DC.

Ominously, Labour has "a plan to clean out havens."

The Express with their usual hyperbole. All joking aside, the real story here is that the EU wants everyone to have *a* pension, not yours.

DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR (I will always do that 'joke') it's The New Day.

The New Day makes some demands of MPs re: tax and, as other papers, have some bits and bobs on THE ROYAL COUPLE~! in India.