Blatter and Platini Banned

Football

ByTheMinEurope

Blatter saying he was shocked he was suspended and "they made me not able to do my job".

Best line of the conference..."The ethics committee cannot go against the President". Basically the baby going LA LA LA with fingers in ears

Don't think we'll hear much more from Sepp live on Sky. And we'll never know about the plaster. Sighs.

Oh, wait...we're back live..."at the end of the 2014 WC I should have listened to my daughter and left...I didn't"

"I have no access to FIFA, to books" - seems the ban also applies to XBox and libraries. Wow.

He's still going...bored now. He'll fight it. He'll lose. But the damage has already been done. Enjoy your day everyone!