I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here: Day Two



That's your lot folks. It's not on tomorrow night, which means we're not here either. But we will be back on Wednesday! I think it's Caroline Dowse that's on then, so that's double good news for you all! Night night x

Pretty much like last night, in that they are all really nice and therefore it makes not so good telly. Doing tomorrow's trial are...Scarlett and Carol. Gogglebox meets Countdown. Couch potato meets literal maths genius. Could be fun. Which it needs to be or ITV are in danger of a massive flop this year.

Here we go with the final part of tonight's show. 2 celebs to face the next trial. Does any one care? Probably not. Last night's dinner was kangaroo. GET IN THE WATER...THE BOILING HOT WATER SKIPPY! (do you boil kangaroo? Probably not. Joke didn't work, eh? Meh)

And here...

Alan Wilson

Wasn't Will Scarlett the baddie in Robin Hood? As you say, who cares?

Missed the trial earlier? Catch up here...

Jordan "I Can't Cook Toast" Banjo is one of the camp chefs alongwith the previously mentioned Lisa "I Am Actually Here Guys" Snowdon. I've missed the other jobs because I genuinely can't be bothered to listen. This could be the dullest series to date. But The Simpsons did predict this...


If you were going camping with a bunch of strangers you'd be quite pleased with this lot. However, it doesn't make great telly.

Roddy Graham

I'm sure they are really enjoying it. £100,000 to camp with some nice folk. HELLO! But the ITV producers won't like it when their ratings fall to 5 million next week...

Lisa Snowdon...anyone even notice she was there tonight? Anyways...the campers manage to get themselves into the right order within 3 tries. And Larry is camp president. With Scarlett as vice. Still more preferable to this pair, eh Liberals!

And we're back! The camp president is about to be announced. But first...some weird thing where all the campmates need to work out who the public have voted for camp president. Some form of reward for getting it right. Here's another president in camp whilst we wait for this to be over.

Awww. Wayne Bridge starts crying over a Larry Lamb story. It'll be worse tomorrow mate when Larry is having it off with his favourite member of S Club Juniors. CUE THE ADVERTS!


Something interesting needs to happen soon.

Roddy Graham

It's so dull isn't it? Glad it isn't just me. Think ITV have cast this really badly this year. This show only works when there's a little bit of conflict. Everyone getting on is never a good recipe.

Larry Lamb is now just showing off, doing squats with that Emmerdale fella on his back. Rescues Scarlett last night, He-Man tonight. What's he going to do tomorrow? Sleep with Wayne Bridge's lass with his 10,000 mile long cock?