I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here: Day Two

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Jordan "I Can't Cook Toast" Banjo is one of the camp chefs alongwith the previously mentioned Lisa "I Am Actually Here Guys" Snowdon. I've missed the other jobs because I genuinely can't be bothered to listen. This could be the dullest series to date. But The Simpsons did predict this...

Steph

If you were going camping with a bunch of strangers you'd be quite pleased with this lot. However, it doesn't make great telly.

Roddy Graham

I'm sure they are really enjoying it. £100,000 to camp with some nice folk. HELLO! But the ITV producers won't like it when their ratings fall to 5 million next week...

Missed the trial earlier? Catch up here...

And here...

Alan Wilson

Wasn't Will Scarlett the baddie in Robin Hood? As you say, who cares?

Here we go with the final part of tonight's show. 2 celebs to face the next trial. Does any one care? Probably not. Last night's dinner was kangaroo. GET IN THE WATER...THE BOILING HOT WATER SKIPPY! (do you boil kangaroo? Probably not. Joke didn't work, eh? Meh)

Pretty much like last night, in that they are all really nice and therefore it makes not so good telly. Doing tomorrow's trial are...Scarlett and Carol. Gogglebox meets Countdown. Couch potato meets literal maths genius. Could be fun. Which it needs to be or ITV are in danger of a massive flop this year.

That's your lot folks. It's not on tomorrow night, which means we're not here either. But we will be back on Wednesday! I think it's Caroline Dowse that's on then, so that's double good news for you all! Night night x