West Ham
2

Liverpool
0

Football

ByTheMinLFC

Afternoon all. @NiallHawthorne here to bring you full and biased coverage of West Ham v Liverpool from Upton Park.

LFC XI: Migs, Patsy Clyne, Sakho, Lovren, Bertie Moreno, Lucas, Jackie Can, Philippe, Bobby Firmino, Jordon Ibe, Big Benteke.

LFC Subs: Ed Sheeran, KOLO, Poor Joe, Lallana, Randall, Smith, Brannagan. Eeeesh, that's a sparse bench.

WHU XI: Adrian, Cresswell, Tomkins, Kouyate, Andy 'The Lump' Carroll, Valencia, Noble, Collins, Ogbonna, Lanzini, Antonio

WHU Subs: Randolph, Song, Zarate, Jenkinson, Obiang, Jelavic, Payet.

Klopp Pre-Match Interview: No time to reflect on 1st 3 months. LFC job what he expected, but no time to think. Hectic 12 weeks.

Klopp: Sturridge getting ready to come back. Benteke plays irrespective of Origi injury. West Ham job offer wasn't really considered.

Klopp: I WAS ON A BREAK. Ross & Rachel would understand.

Harry Redknapp pitch side. Saying that Klopp is a spoofer. Michael Owen joins him. I've just smashed my telly. Ah well.

Right, that's your pre-match build up. I'm off to get some breakfast/lunch/whatever I can find in the kitchen. Fecking starving.