Donald Trump Inauguration Concert





Evening's the end of the world as we know it....feeling fine?

Yes, Donald J Trump is less than 24 hours away from being the President of the United States of America. The actual President. Not like some phony tv reality gameshow thing. The real leader of the free world. SO LET'S HAVE A PARTY CONCERT TO CELEBRATE SHALL WE!!!! *sighs*

In the past the biggest names in show-business have turned out to celebrate the next US President's election victory. Tonight...well...let's just say the biggest name is Toby Keith... And yes Toby. Yes it does.

In about 6 minutes time, Trump will lay a wreath at Arlington National Cemetery. Donald...please try and not be a tit during this. Please.

We're now 30 minutes away from the concert starting. Thousands are expected to attend. I'm sure "The Donald" will call it the greatest concert in the history of all concert. The best concert. Donald does great concerts.

Live shots from the Arlington National Cemetery coming in. Massive white wreath on display by the military dudes. Trump is out of shot right now. Shame it can't stay that way to be honest...

The Trump are making their way down the steps. They look...well...Trumpy. As always. I bet they wake up tomorrow and all kiss each other. On the lips. With tongues. They seem the type.

Melania is out as well. In shades. It is 11 degrees in Washington. And cloudy. Deluded.

And here he comes. Trump with a blue tie. Pence with a red tie. Go on Donald. Stand on the tomb and shout "USA! USA! USA!" Dare ya.