Younger Now - Miley Cyrus Album Review

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ByTheMinMusic

Evening all Dear me I don't half get the short straws around here. Nipping to the bog to rinse the prince, and then I'm live twe... reviewing "Younger Now" by Miley Cyrus.

@DrCMiller here by the way, via being royally stitched up by Chris Clark. That tosser.

Let's get this show on the road shall we? Sakes.

Younger Now is the album. Fuck's that all about? Younger now?? Talking out of her arse. Speaking of her arse, it's on the album cover. So we're off to a blinder tbh

Track One: Younger Now Ran out of ideas already has she?

"No one stays the same" she croons. "Change is a thing you can count on". This, from the blonde haired child star, turned cocaine housing pop monster and sex fetishist 20 something. You can say that again sweetheart.

Actually not a bad track, this. Little bit country, pop beats. And her arse is on the cover so... you know. There's that. CLICHE KLAXON! "what goes up must come down"... again, I'm brought back to her arse.

Ok... that's quite enough objectification of Ms Cyrus out of this reviewer... Track Two: Malibu. Sounds like a song with a story this. Always welcome. She's nipped down the beach and met a fella? Wholesome. Again, heavily infusing country with pop elements. What an incredible departure for Miley that is. *eye rolls*

Billy Ray Cyrus is a god damned genius. He's actually managed to sell AND KEEP his daughter!

I'm still waiting for Malibu to get going by the way. One of them songs without a crescendo. It's like daft punk did the beat, then Dolly Parton sang over it while Billy ray plays the guitar. And somehow isn't all over the shop. It's just not very good. It's ok. I do NOT like Miley Cyrus, ok... I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. She's trash and I'm an important intellectual man