Premier League GOAL CHAT

Football

ByTheMinEPL

MD- Hey Miller, we have been properly stitched up with our fancy tile for this EPL Goal Chat!

MD- Mark Dannell here. 9 mins till kick off and no sign of my partner in crime. Reckon he is necking Lighterfluid/Turp shandies with Merse

MD- I'll be covering Tottenham/Watford, Stoke/Everton and Swansea/Palace for you. Here come the teams...

MD- Spurs--Lloris (c), Trippier, Alderweireld, Wimmer, Davies; Dembele, Dier; Chadli, Eriksen, Lamela; Kane

MD- Watford--Gomes (GK) (c); Nyom, Britos, Cathcart, Ake; Suarez, Watson, Capoue; Jurado, Abdi; Ighalo

MD- Swansea--Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams (C), Taylor, Britton, Cork, Routledge, Sigurdsson, Ayew, Paloschi

MD- Palace--Hennessey; Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare; Cabaye, Jedinak (c); Zaha, Mutch, Lee; Adebayor

MD- Stoke--Butland; Johnson, Wollscheid, Muniesa, Pieters; Whelan (c), Imbula; Shaqiri, Afellay, Arnautovic; Diouf

NiallHawthorne

Glen Whelan captaining Shaqiri. What a time to be alive.

MD- Everton--Joel, Oviedo, Funes Mori, Jagielka (c), Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Cleverley, Barkley, Lennon, Lukaku

NiallHawthorne

You've been stood up mate. LOL.

MD- My predictions? Spurs win, Stoke win, Swansea win.

John

Spurs win; Stoke/Everton draw; Liverpool win; Swans win; Villa/Norwich draw; Newcastle win