Elimination Chamber

WWE

ByTheMinWWE

Well hello everyone! Jody Jamieson here for the first time in a while. It's the Elimination Chamber live from Las Vegas!

The winner of the mens chamber takes on Brock Lesnar for the Universal title at Wrestlemania. We also have our first women's chamber match of all time for the Raw title. Ronda Rousey will sign her Raw contract (which is carny for we're shooting her first proper angle) and more!

We're kicking off with a Chamber match. Looks like it's had a bit of a makeover. Looks much more square than usual. Fancy.

And yes, we're opening with the women's chamber. Alexa Bliss defends the Raw title against Bayley, Sasha Banks, Mickie James, Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose. The angle is essentially that the Absolution girls are friends, Bayley and Banks are friends, and Mickie and Alexa are pals again. I'm excited to see who's a smart asshole first.

If anyone cares, Gallows and Anderson beat Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel on the pre-show. I didn't care enough to watch it, but noting it for histortical purposes.

The timing is still five minutes between pods opening. I'll get a stopwatch going and see if it's accurate. Alexa out first, so I guess she's going in a pod.

She's well angry coming out. She has the best facials ever. Does her belt pose and still looking pissed off. Great.

I've just noticed the cage is shaped essentially like an Octagon. I'm sure that's not deliberate, but I like it. Sasha Banks is out now.

Sasha is so miscast. She's such a heel.

Mickie James out now. So I guess one of the Absolution girls is starting with Bayley, and then the other comes out third.